You walk over to the bar, and notice that, behind it, there is a hobbit staring at you with a sneer on his face. He doesn't look happy to see you. There is a long mirror behind the bar; you start to feel at home...sort of. A menu is on the wall to look at. You can 'order' items from it.
The only obvious exit is out.
A trash can
Bando Proudfoot warily tends the bar