A curmudgeon's home(e)

The musty smell of dust assaults your senses as you look about this small home. The floor beneath your feet is barely visible under all the dirt and grime, and the rest of the furniture in this bare room isn't much better off. Judging by the dirty dishes on the table and the filthy clothes in the corner, the owner of this house doesn't have many guests.
The west door is closed.
The only obvious exit is west.
A curmudgeonly man grumps at you